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Complete Condescending Wonka Directory
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Oh, you wear a NorthFace jacket? You must go on so many adventures
Oh, you lost your union-backed manufacturing job that paid $25 /hour to turn a screw and now refuse to work because no one pays enough? Please tell me more about how the kids today are spoiled and should take what they can get in the job market.
You have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe? Tell me again how I'm so arrogant
tell me again how you want to achieve your goals, make more money But don't have time to learn right now
Oh, you don't give a fuck about haters? Then please, mention them in every song.
Engaged after six months? You must know each other so well
steals a tv how does that work
that sounds seeeexy
Your car has a body kit? It must go extremely fast
Your favorite blink-182 song is "All the Small Things"? You must be a huge fan
you say u like age play?
not as much as i do
Oh, you started running? Please tweet about it daily
Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.
Oh, you deactivated your Facebook account? You must be so focused and free from distractions now
says this finds happiness
You Smell that? that's fresh fudge son!
wearing a hijab to protest trump? your golden ticket is one way to syria and wear your burka or wave at the shining scimitar as it comes down on your neck!!!!!!
Are you eating in the library???
you swore you'd leave if trump was elected you haven't so your golden ticket is one way to siberia. dress warm!
so you want to make my colony memes? make sure to write "my colonu".
RogueOnFire, huh? That Is So Stupid
Waiting Patiently for matt
so you paid ten grand for a bottle of salad dressing your silver ticket entitles you to a brain transplant!!!
If the Fed can just print more money Then why do we have taxes?
Hey there Charlie Welcome to my world of imagination
so you grabbed a velociraptor's crotch harvey you didn't care that they're not kosher. NO GOLDEN TICKET FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
you loved your pot pie in a mexican restaurant? You'll love matzo ball soup in an iraninan one!!!
Agnes, Agatha Germaine and jack
join PoliceRP or else...
trying to act normal after being caught staring at you crush
quoting tony abbott, huh? Reckon anyone cares what that dishonest, delusional, corrupt, misoginistic, pedophile-protecting vandal says?
crates and crates of bigfoots
Lol xD ing
What did Donald trump do then?
Even I wouldn't give a co-worker fudge!
Lol xD ing
Well? I’m still waiting
oh so you want it no
Money doesn’t make you happy so you say Tell that to the people of Africa
Oh you have a wax pen? Ms. Morgan, may I please use the bathroom?
We solved the 2008 financial crisis? Please tell me why we have to do bailouts and QE all over again